ADD!

Oh how I love these things: my car, my iPhone, my iPod, energy shots, the idea of having a laptop, organizing my agents’ folders. Can I think of anything else? These are some of my obsessions. Just some, mind you. And right now, all I can think of is … well, not them, actually. I can’t think at all right now. I can’t focus! O’ whatever shall I do, whatever shall I do?

I wonder how Shakespeare wrote like that with the O’s and the thou’s and thee’s, wilt’s and shalt’s? And how the hell did we evolve from that kind of language to this now? I sure am not complaining! I prefer this language by far. Have you ever heard Old English? Sounds like German. No wonder German is easier to understand than any other language without ever having studied it. Entertains me, really.

Another thing that entertains me is how they just make up words. That’s what I hear, anyway, from someone who used to live there. If they don’t have a word for it, they combine words and make one really long word to describe what they’re trying to get across. I think that is genius! Something liiiiike…”I’m in the mood to do something spontiferous.” See? Spontaneous and Terrific (ish) at the same time. “Has to be a great activity. I have to be overly excited about this spontaneous event! No movies. Those are just spontinomal.” (Spontaneous yet normal.) I got this down.

So this blogging thing is calming down my ADD. This is good since I have to be here extra long today. It’s the end of the month; always a fun time for us here at my job.

Oy, now I’m getting ADD about writing in this, so I shall depart. Hopefully next time I will be more focused and able to write for real.

The End.